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The
Menu Song
lyrics by Wayne Lammers
music by Pete Levin
We got corned
beef and pastrami, tongue and brisket and salami,
ham and turkey and chopped liver, if you're not here, we deliver.
If you are, then have a pickle, and it won't cost you a nickel.
We've got sours and half sours, Oh we could go on for hours.
With the biggest sandwiches of all ....
and the world's biggest matzoh ball!
If the nova's not the right fish, we got sturgeon, we got whitefish.
We got flounder and gefelte, kippered salmon, tuna melt, or
shrimpy salad, pickled herring; (Don't forget the charge for sharing!)
Noone minces with our blintzes, there's no better kreplach since this.
And the liverwurst's the best in town ...
and the sodas by Doctor Brown!
We got lots of pots of flanken and a jumbo foot long frank n'
borscht and kashe and stuffed cabbage. (Too bad nothing rhymes with cabbage.)
Who needs rhymes when there's pirogen, onion rings, potato pancakes.
Nothing rhymes with kishke either - (that's OK, I need a breather.)
{long gasp for breath}
Here's dessert, hurry up and eat ...
'cause there's a line and we need your seat! HEY!
Copyright
(C)(P)1999 Wayne Lammers & Peter J. Levin A.S.C.A.P All rights
reserved
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