Wacky (but hip) actual C&W Song Titles





Gal That Got Stuck On Everything, The   Uncle Dave Macon
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed Richard Friedman Kinky Friedman
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ('Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye) Doland Bruns Ray Stevens
Gitarzan Ray Stevens, Bill Everette Ray Stevens
God's Gonna Get Cha (For That) Ervel Collins George Jones & Tammy Wynette
Goin' Through The Big "D" (And It Ain't Dallas) Mark Wright, Ronnie Rogers, Jon Wright Mark Chesnutt
Grandpa's Getting Younger Every Day   Lulu Belle & Scotty
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer   Ray Stevens
Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere   Cledus T. Judd
Granny Ain't Real Denise Liddell  
Great Society (I'm Gonna Live In), The   Homer & Jethro
Grinnin' Like A Possum (Bawlin' Like A Hound) Idaho Call Boots Faye & Idaho Call
Have You Seen My Deaf Companion?   Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs
Heaven's Just A Sin Away   Royce & Jeanne Kendall
He Clipped My Angel's Wings Robert Morris  
He Knocked Me Right Out Of The Box   Little Jimmy Dickens
Hello I'm A Jukebox Tom T Hall George Kent
Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) Travis Tritt Travis Tritt
Her Only Bad Habit Is Me Don Cook, Harlan Howard George Strait
Her Wedding Ring's A One-Man Band Bill Anderson  
He's A Heartache Looking For A Place To Happen Larry Henley, Jeffrey Silbar Janie Fricke
He's In A Hurry To Get Home (To My Wife) Joe Poovey Johnny Paycheck
He Went To Sleep & The Hogs Ate Him   Stanley Bros
Hillbilly Heaven Eddie Dean Tex Ritter
Hillbilly In The White House   Jeff Raymond
Hit In The Head With A Nite Club   Willis Bros
Horses Never Bet On People   Korn Kobblers
Horsie Keep Your Tail Up (Keep The Sun Out Of My Eyes) James Dailey, Clarke Van Ness Light Crust Doughboys
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? Dan Hicks Dan Hicks
How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind Up Scratchin' You Glen Campbell, Jeremy Slate Glen Campbell
How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around? Buck Owens Doctor John
How Come There's No Dog Day   Homer & Jethro
How Come Y'all Come Arlie Duff, Sid Kessel, Buddy Killen Cousin Herb Henson
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite No One But Me Mel Tillis, Wayne Walker Mel Tillis & Webb Pierce
Humpty Dumpty Heart   Hank Thompson
I Can't Dance (I Got Ants In My Pants)   Roy Newman
I Can't Get Over You 'Til You Get Out From Under Him   Mike Rayburn
I Can't Stand Me Merle Haggard Merle Haggard
I Can't Tell The Boys From The Girls   Lester Flatt
I Can Walk The Line (If It Ain't Too Straight) John Boudreaux Joe Diffie
I Couldn't Spell Yuk   Geezinslaw Bros
I Died All Over You   Bud Messner & Bill Franklin
I'd Love To Be A Cowgirl (But I'm Scared Of Cows)   Patsy Montana & Prairie
I Don't Want No More Of The Cheese (I Just Want Out Of The Trap)   Glenn Barber
I Don't Want To Hang Out With Me   Confederate Railroad
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy Randy Hanzlick Dr Rock
If 10% Is Good Enough For Jesus (It Oughta Be Enough For Uncle Sam) Hal Coleman, Ken Gibbons Ray Stevens
If A Broken Heart Could Kill Allen Henson, Norris Wilson Keith Whitley
If Drinking Don't Kill Me, Your Memory Will   George Jones
If Drinking Don't Kill Me, Loneliness Will Richard Beresford, Harlan Sanders  
If Eggs Had Legs   Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
I Fell Out Of Love With Love   Don Bowman
If Hell Had A Jukebox Travis Tritt Travis Tritt
If He's Moving In, I'm Moving Out Robert Morris  
If I Can't Live Without Her, How Come I Ain't Dead?   Tim O'Brien
If I Don't Love You (Grits Ain't Groceries) George Jones George Jones
If I Had It To Do All Over Again (I'd Do It All Over You)   The Raiders
(If I Had) Johnny's Cash And Charlie's Pride   Mac Wiseman
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me?)   Bellamy Brothers
If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody (It Might As Well Be You) James Buffett, Michael Utley Jimmy Buffett
If My Heart Had An Ass, I Would Kick It C.B. Carter Jr.  
If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey (I'd Blow It All On You) Michael Carr, Michael Hammond Burley & Lardo
I Forgot How Bad My Good Woman Is James Dubois  
If The Jukebox Took Teardrops John Easterling, Donald Goodman, Michael Graham Billy Joe Royal
If The Phone Don't Ring, It's Me James Buffett, Waylon Jennings, Michael Utley Jimmy Buffett
If The Stork Comes To Our House    Prairie Ramblers
If This Ain't Love (I'll Eat My Hat)   Skip Graves
If You Can Live With It (Then I Can Live Without It)   Bill Anderson
If You Can't Bite Don't Growl   Tommy Collins
If You Can't Fight (Wear A Big Hat)   Marty Ross
If You Can't Get The Stopper Out, Break Off The Neck   Fiddlin' John Carson &  Moonshine Kate
If You Don't Believe I Love You (Ask My Wife)   Gary P Nunn and the Sons of the Bunkhouse
If You Don't Leave Me Alone (I'll Find Someone Else Who Will) Del McClinton Jim Belushi & The Sacred Heart
If You Ever Want To Kill Me Bill Anderson  
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? Martin Plaza Mental As Anything
If You Love Me, Feed My Sheep   Mike Seeger
If You've Got The Money, I've Got The Time Jim Beck, Lefty Frizzel Lefty Frizzel
I Gave Her The Ring, She Gave Me The Finger

William Gary Carroll

"Crow" Carroll
I Got A Cinder In My Eye   Dave Landers
I Got In At 2 With A 10, And Woke Up At 10 With A 2   Willie Nelson
I Got The Milk 'Em In The Morning Blues   Tennessee Ernie Ford
I Guess I Drove My Mule Too Hard Robert Morris Jamie Lee Cochran
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body (But Mine) Peter Margolis Darryl Rhoades
I Heard I Was In Town James Buffett, Michael Utley Jimmy Buffett
I Just Started Hatin' Cheatin' Songs Today   Moe Bandy
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You William Shore Charlie Pride
I Left Her Standin' There With A Do-Dad In Her Hair    - Carson Robison
I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)    - Hoosier Hot Shots
I Liked You Better When You Hated Yourself Jeffery Feltonberger, Terry Selders The Badlees
I Like My Chicken Frying Size   Merle Travis
I'll Be Hanged If They're Goin' To Hang Me   Prairie Ramblers
I'll Dance At Your Wedding (If You'll Marry Me)   Little Jimmy Dickens
I'll Go On A Diet Tomorrow    - Homer & Jethro
I'll Marry You Tomorrow (Let's Honeymoon Tonight) Jerry Abbot, Kenny Hagler, Charles Stewart  
(I'll Spray Paint Your Name On The) Overpass Of My Heart Gregory Dean Smalley The Cartwrights
I Love My Little Yo-Yo   Wayne Raney
I Love My Truck   Glen Campbell
I'm A Hen Pecked Man    Tennessee Ramblers
I'm A Little Red Caboose (On The Choo Choo Train Of Love)    Maddox Bros & Rose
I'm A Nut   Leroy Pullins
I'm A People   George Jones
I'm A Rip Rip Snortin' Two Gun Girl   Prairie Ramblers
I Married A Mouse Of A Man   Sweet Violet Boys
I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You Lyle Lovett Lyle Lovett
I Married Her To Forget You Bryant Griggs  
(I May Be Color Blind, But) I Know When I'm Blue Chet Atkins Chet Atkins & the Colorado Mountain Boys
I'm Drinking Doubles Over You Etie Laurence Herral  
I Meant Every Word He Said Joseph Chambers, Bucky Jones Ricky Van Shelton
I'm Going Back To Where I Come From   Carson Robison
I'm Gonna Burn Your Playhouse Down Lester Blackwell George Jones
I'm Gonna Drive Myself To Drink   Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
I'm Gonna Feed You Now Robert Morris  
I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home   David Frizzell
I Kind Of Like It Here In France Joe Kerr Western Caravan
I Miss You Already (And You're Not Even Gone)   Faron Young
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life Roy Blount Jr.  
I'm Just A Redneck At Heart Kye Fleming, Dennis W. Morgan  
I'm Just Too Lazy   Farmer Boys
I'm My Own Grandpa   Lonzo & Oscar
I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)   Cledus T. Judd
I'm Not Through Losin' You   Joe Diffie
I'm Proud To Be An Asshole From El Paso   Kinky Friedman
I'm So Miserable Without You (It's Almost Like You're Here) Billy Ray Cyrus, Corky Holbrook Billy Ray Cyrus
I'm Square Dab From The Country (& The Country's Still In Me)   Wayne Raney
I'm The Loneliest Man I Ever Met Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman
I'm The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised Bobby Borchers, Wayne Kemp, Mack Vickery Johnny Paycheck
I Need Somebody Bad Tonight ('Cause I Just Lost Somebody Good)   Jack Greene
I Need Someone Like Me Sanger Shafer George Strait
I Need Your Help, Barry Manilow Dale Gonyea Ray Stevens
I Never Went To Bed With An Ugly Woman (But I Sure Woke Up With A Few)   Bobby Bare
Interstate Is Coming Through My Outhouse   Leroy Pullens
In The Doghouse Now   Lulu Belle & Scotty
I Saw Elvis In A UFO Ray Stevens Ray Stevens
I Still Write Your Name In The Snow Chet Atkins, Billy Edd Wheeler Chet Atkins
I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink Merle Haggard Merle Haggard
I Treat Her Like A Baby (She Treats Me Like A Dog)   Billy Walker
Its A Matter Of Wife And Debt James Dubois, Johnny Slate  
Its A Shame To Whip Your Wife On Sunday   Fiddlin' John Carson &  Moonshine Kate
It's Midnight And I'm Not Famous James Buffett, Steve Goodman Jimmy Buffett
It's The Mileage That's Slowin' Us Down   Red Foley & Ernest Tubb
I Upped My Income (Up Yours)   Homer & Jethro
I've Been A Long Time Leavin' But I'll Be A Long Time Gone Roger Miller Roger Miller
I've Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral   Bobby Bare
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back In Bed And Cryin' On My Pillow Over You Harold Barlow Homer & Jethro
I've Got The Feed 'Em In The Morning (Change Em) Feed 'Em In The Evening Blues   Tennessee Ernie Ford
I Want My Rib    - Hank Penny
I Wish I Didn't Believe My Eyes Billy Burnette, Dennis W. Morgan  
I Wish I Had Died At The Alter   Caleb Coy
I Wish I Had My First Wife Back   Red River Dave
I Wish I Was A Single Girl Again   Lulu Belle & Scotty
I Wish I Was Single Again   Vernon Dalhart
I Wish Lunch Could Last Forever James Buffett, Jay Oliver Jimmy Buffett
I Won't Go Huntin' Jake, But I'll Go Chasin Women   Stuart Hamblen
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight  ('Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win) Larry Kingston, Troy Snow  

And they say nobody writes love songs anymore ...