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    | Wacky
    (but hip) actual C&W Song Titles
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    | TITLE | COMPOSER | PERFORMER |  
    | G |  
    | Gal That Got Stuck On Everything, The |  | Uncle Dave Macon |  
    | Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed | Richard Friedman | Kinky Friedman |  
    | Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ('Cause I'm Kissing You
    Goodbye) | Doland Bruns | Ray Stevens |  
    | Gitarzan | Ray Stevens, Bill Everette | Ray Stevens |  
    | God's Gonna Get Cha (For That) | Ervel Collins | George Jones & Tammy Wynette |  
    | Goin' Through The Big "D" (And It Ain't Dallas) | Mark Wright, Ronnie Rogers, Jon Wright | Mark Chesnutt |  
    | Grandpa's Getting Younger Every Day |  | Lulu Belle & Scotty |  
    | Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer |  | Ray Stevens |  
    | Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere |  | Cledus T. Judd |  
    | Granny Ain't Real | Denise Liddell |  |  
    | Great Society (I'm Gonna Live In), The |  | Homer & Jethro |  
    | Grinnin' Like A Possum (Bawlin' Like A Hound) | Idaho Call | Boots Faye & Idaho Call |  
    | H |  
    | Have You Seen My Deaf Companion? |  | Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs |  
    | Heaven's Just A Sin Away |  | Royce & Jeanne Kendall |  
    | He Clipped My Angel's Wings | Robert
    Morris |  |  
    | He Knocked Me Right Out Of The Box |  | Little Jimmy Dickens |  
    | Hello I'm A Jukebox | Tom T Hall | George Kent |  
    | Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) | Travis
    Tritt | Travis Tritt |  
    | Her Only Bad Habit Is Me | Don
    Cook, Harlan Howard | George Strait |  
    | Her Wedding Ring's A One-Man Band | Bill
    Anderson |  |  
    | He's A Heartache Looking For A Place To Happen | Larry Henley, Jeffrey Silbar | Janie Fricke |  
    | He's In A Hurry To Get Home (To My Wife) | Joe
      Poovey | Johnny
      Paycheck |  
    | He Went To Sleep & The Hogs Ate Him |  | Stanley Bros |  
    | Hillbilly Heaven | Eddie Dean | Tex Ritter |  
    | Hillbilly In The White House |  | Jeff Raymond |  
    | Hit In The Head With A Nite Club |  | Willis Bros |  
    | Horses Never Bet On People |  | Korn Kobblers |  
    | Horsie Keep Your Tail Up (Keep The Sun Out Of My Eyes) | James Dailey, Clarke Van Ness | Light Crust Doughboys |  
    | How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? | Dan Hicks | Dan Hicks |  
    | How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind Up Scratchin' You | Glen Campbell, Jeremy Slate | Glen Campbell |  
    | How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around? | Buck Owens | Doctor John |  
    | How Come There's No Dog Day |  | Homer & Jethro |  
    | How Come Y'all Come | Arlie Duff, Sid Kessel, Buddy Killen | Cousin Herb Henson |  
    | How Come Your Dog Don't Bite No One But Me | Mel Tillis, Wayne Walker | Mel Tillis & Webb Pierce |  
    | Humpty Dumpty Heart |  | Hank Thompson |  
    | I |  
    | I Can't Dance (I Got Ants In My Pants) |  | Roy Newman |  
    | I Can't Get Over You 'Til You Get Out From Under Him |  | Mike Rayburn |  
    | I Can't Stand Me | Merle
    Haggard | Merle Haggard |  
    | I Can't Tell The Boys From The Girls |  | Lester Flatt |  
    | I Can Walk The Line (If It Ain't Too Straight) | John
    Boudreaux | Joe Diffie |  
    | I Couldn't Spell Yuk |  | Geezinslaw Bros |  
    | I Died All Over You |  | Bud Messner & Bill Franklin |  
    | I'd Love To Be A Cowgirl (But I'm Scared Of Cows) |  | Patsy Montana & Prairie Ramblers
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    | I Don't Want No More Of The Cheese (I Just Want Out Of The Trap) |  | Glenn Barber |  
    | I Don't Want To Hang Out With Me |  | Confederate Railroad |  
    | I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal
    Lobotomy | Randy Hanzlick | Dr Rock |  
    | If 10% Is Good Enough For Jesus (It Oughta Be Enough For
    Uncle Sam) | Hal
    Coleman, Ken Gibbons | Ray Stevens |  
    | If A Broken Heart Could Kill | Allen
    Henson, Norris Wilson | Keith Whitley |  
    | If Drinking Don't Kill Me, Your Memory Will |  | George Jones |  
    | If Drinking Don't Kill Me, Loneliness Will | Richard
    Beresford, Harlan Sanders |  |  
    | If Eggs Had Legs |  | Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan |  
    | I Fell Out Of Love With Love |  | Don Bowman |  
    | If Hell Had A Jukebox | Travis
    Tritt | Travis
    Tritt |  
    | If He's Moving In, I'm Moving Out | Robert
    Morris |  |  
    | If I Can't Live Without Her, How Come I Ain't Dead? |  | Tim
    O'Brien |  
    | If I Don't Love You (Grits Ain't Groceries) | George Jones | George
    Jones |  
    | If I Had It To Do All Over Again (I'd Do It All Over You) |  | The Raiders |  
    | (If I Had) Johnny's Cash And Charlie's Pride |  | Mac Wiseman |  
    | If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me?) |  | Bellamy Brothers |  
    | If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody (It Might As Well Be You) | James Buffett, Michael Utley | Jimmy Buffett |  
    | If My Heart Had An Ass, I Would Kick It | C.B. Carter Jr. |  |  
    | If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey (I'd Blow It All On
    You) | Michael Carr, Michael Hammond | Burley & Lardo |  
    | I Forgot How Bad My Good Woman Is | James Dubois |  |  
    | If The Jukebox Took Teardrops | John
    Easterling, Donald Goodman, Michael Graham | Billy Joe Royal |  
    | If The Phone Don't Ring, It's Me | James Buffett, Waylon Jennings, Michael Utley | Jimmy Buffett |  
    | If The Stork Comes To Our House |  | Prairie Ramblers |  
    | If This Ain't Love (I'll Eat My Hat) |  | Skip Graves |  
    | If You Can Live With It (Then I Can Live Without It) |  | Bill Anderson |  
    | If You Can't Bite Don't Growl |  | Tommy Collins |  
    | If You Can't Fight (Wear A Big Hat) |  | Marty Ross |  
    | If You Can't Get The Stopper Out, Break Off The Neck |  | Fiddlin' John Carson &  Moonshine Kate |  
    | If You Don't Believe I Love You (Ask My Wife) |  | Gary P Nunn and the Sons of the Bunkhouse |  
    | If You Don't Leave Me Alone (I'll Find Someone Else Who
    Will) | Del McClinton | Jim Belushi & The Sacred Heart |  
    | If You Ever Want To Kill Me | Bill
    Anderson |  |  
    | If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? | Martin Plaza | Mental As Anything |  
    | If You Love Me, Feed My Sheep |  | Mike Seeger |  
    | If You've Got The Money, I've Got The Time | Jim
    Beck, Lefty Frizzel | Lefty
    Frizzel |  
    | I Gave Her The Ring, She Gave Me The Finger | William Gary Carroll | "Crow" Carroll |  
    | I Got A Cinder In My Eye |  | Dave Landers |  
    | I Got In At 2 With A 10, And Woke Up At 10 With A 2 |  | Willie Nelson |  
    | I Got The Milk 'Em In The Morning Blues |  | Tennessee Ernie Ford |  
    | I Guess I Drove My Mule Too Hard | Robert
    Morris | Jamie Lee Cochran |  
    | I Hate Every Bone In Your Body (But Mine) | Peter Margolis | Darryl Rhoades |  
    | I Heard I Was In Town | James Buffett, Michael Utley | Jimmy Buffett |  
    | I Just Started Hatin' Cheatin' Songs Today |  | Moe Bandy |  
    | I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You | William Shore | Charlie Pride |  
    | I Left Her Standin' There With A Do-Dad In Her Hair |  | - Carson Robison |  
    | I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones) |  | - Hoosier Hot Shots |  
    | I Liked You Better When You Hated Yourself | Jeffery Feltonberger, Terry Selders | The Badlees |  
    | I Like My Chicken Frying Size |  | Merle Travis |  
    | I'll Be Hanged If They're Goin' To Hang Me |  | Prairie Ramblers |  
    | I'll Dance At Your Wedding (If You'll Marry Me) |  | Little Jimmy Dickens |  
    | I'll Go On A Diet Tomorrow |  | - Homer & Jethro |  
    | I'll Marry You Tomorrow (Let's Honeymoon Tonight) | Jerry Abbot, Kenny Hagler, Charles Stewart |  |  
    | (I'll Spray Paint Your Name On The) Overpass Of My Heart | Gregory
    Dean Smalley | The Cartwrights |  
    | I Love My Little Yo-Yo |  | Wayne Raney |  
    | I Love My Truck |  | Glen Campbell |  
    | I'm A Hen Pecked Man |  | Tennessee Ramblers |  
    | I'm A Little Red Caboose (On The Choo Choo Train Of Love) |  | Maddox Bros & Rose |  
    | I'm A Nut |  | Leroy Pullins |  
    | I'm A People |  | George Jones |  
    | I'm A Rip Rip Snortin' Two Gun Girl |  | Prairie Ramblers |  
    | I Married A Mouse Of A Man |  | Sweet Violet Boys |  
    | I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You | Lyle Lovett | Lyle Lovett |  
    | I Married Her To Forget You | Bryant Griggs |  |  
    | (I May Be Color Blind, But) I Know When I'm Blue | Chet Atkins | Chet Atkins & the Colorado Mountain Boys |  
    | I'm Drinking Doubles Over You | Etie Laurence Herral |  |  
    | I Meant Every Word He Said | Joseph Chambers, Bucky Jones | Ricky Van Shelton |  
    | I'm Going Back To Where I Come From |  | Carson Robison |  
    | I'm Gonna Burn Your Playhouse Down | Lester
    Blackwell | George Jones |  
    | I'm Gonna Drive Myself To Drink |  | Nitty
    Gritty Dirt Band |  
    | I'm Gonna Feed You Now | Robert Morris |  |  
    | I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home |  | David
    Frizzell |  
    | I
      Kind Of Like It Here In France | Joe
      Kerr | Western
      Caravan |  
    | I Miss You Already (And You're Not Even Gone) |  | Faron Young |  
    | I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life | Roy Blount Jr. |  |  
    | I'm Just A Redneck At Heart | Kye
    Fleming, Dennis W. Morgan |  |  
    | I'm Just Too Lazy |  | Farmer
    Boys |  
    | I'm My Own Grandpa |  | Lonzo
    & Oscar |  
    | I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) |  | Cledus
    T. Judd |  
    | I'm Not Through Losin' You |  | Joe
    Diffie |  
    | I'm Proud To Be An Asshole From El Paso |  | Kinky Friedman |  
    | I'm So Miserable Without You (It's Almost Like You're Here) | Billy
    Ray Cyrus, Corky Holbrook | Billy
    Ray Cyrus |  
    | I'm Square Dab From The Country (& The Country's Still In Me) |  | Wayne Raney |  
    | I'm The Loneliest Man I Ever Met | Kinky
    Friedman | Kinky
    Friedman |  
    | I'm The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised | Bobby Borchers, Wayne Kemp, Mack Vickery | Johnny
    Paycheck |  
    | I Need Somebody Bad Tonight ('Cause I Just Lost Somebody Good) |  | Jack Greene |  
    | I Need Someone Like Me | Sanger
    Shafer | George
    Strait |  
    | I Need Your Help, Barry Manilow | Dale
    Gonyea | Ray
    Stevens |  
    | I Never Went To Bed With An Ugly Woman (But I Sure Woke Up With A Few) |  | Bobby
    Bare |  
    | Interstate Is Coming Through My Outhouse |  | Leroy
    Pullens |  
    | In The Doghouse Now |  | Lulu
    Belle & Scotty |  
    | I Saw Elvis In A UFO | Ray
    Stevens | Ray
    Stevens |  
    | I Still Write Your Name In The Snow | Chet
    Atkins, Billy Edd Wheeler | Chet
    Atkins |  
    | I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink | Merle
    Haggard | Merle
    Haggard |  
    | I Treat Her Like A Baby (She Treats Me Like A Dog) |  | Billy Walker |  
    | Its A Matter Of Wife And Debt | James Dubois, Johnny Slate |  |  
    | Its A Shame To Whip Your Wife On Sunday |  | Fiddlin' John Carson &  Moonshine Kate |  
    | It's Midnight And I'm Not Famous | James Buffett, Steve Goodman | Jimmy Buffett |  
    | It's The Mileage That's Slowin' Us Down |  | Red Foley & Ernest Tubb |  
    | I Upped My Income (Up Yours) |  | Homer & Jethro |  
    | I've Been A Long Time Leavin' But I'll Be A Long Time Gone | Roger Miller | Roger Miller |  
	| I've Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The 
	Holy Ghost Corral |  | Bobby Bare |  
    | I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back In Bed And Cryin' On My Pillow
    Over You | Harold Barlow | Homer & Jethro |  
    | I've Got The Feed 'Em In The Morning (Change Em) Feed 'Em In The Evening Blues |  | Tennessee Ernie Ford |  
    | I Want My Rib |  | - Hank Penny |  
    | I Wish I Didn't Believe My Eyes | Billy
    Burnette, Dennis W. Morgan |  |  
    | I Wish I Had Died At The Alter |  | Caleb Coy |  
    | I Wish I Had My First Wife Back |  | Red River Dave |  
    | I Wish I Was A Single Girl Again |  | Lulu Belle & Scotty |  
    | I Wish I Was Single Again |  | Vernon Dalhart |  
    | I Wish Lunch Could Last Forever | James Buffett, Jay Oliver | Jimmy Buffett |  
    | I Won't Go Huntin' Jake, But I'll Go Chasin Women |  | Stuart Hamblen |  
    | I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight  ('Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win) | Larry Kingston, Troy Snow |  |  And they say nobody writes
love songs anymore ...
 
 
  
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