Wacky
(but hip) actual C&W Song Titles
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TITLE |
COMPOSER |
PERFORMER |
G |
Gal That Got Stuck On Everything, The |
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Uncle Dave Macon |
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed |
Richard Friedman |
Kinky Friedman |
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ('Cause I'm Kissing You
Goodbye) |
Doland Bruns |
Ray Stevens |
Gitarzan |
Ray Stevens, Bill Everette |
Ray Stevens |
God's Gonna Get Cha (For That) |
Ervel Collins |
George Jones & Tammy Wynette |
Goin' Through The Big "D" (And It Ain't Dallas) |
Mark Wright, Ronnie Rogers, Jon Wright |
Mark Chesnutt |
Grandpa's Getting Younger Every Day |
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Lulu Belle & Scotty |
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer |
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Ray Stevens |
Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere |
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Cledus T. Judd |
Granny Ain't Real |
Denise Liddell |
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Great Society (I'm Gonna Live In), The |
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Homer & Jethro |
Grinnin' Like A Possum (Bawlin' Like A Hound) |
Idaho Call |
Boots Faye & Idaho Call |
H |
Have You Seen My Deaf Companion? |
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Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs |
Heaven's Just A Sin Away |
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Royce & Jeanne Kendall |
He Clipped My Angel's Wings |
Robert
Morris |
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He Knocked Me Right Out Of The Box |
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Little Jimmy Dickens |
Hello I'm A Jukebox |
Tom T Hall |
George Kent |
Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) |
Travis
Tritt |
Travis Tritt |
Her Only Bad Habit Is Me |
Don
Cook, Harlan Howard |
George Strait |
Her Wedding Ring's A One-Man Band |
Bill
Anderson |
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He's A Heartache Looking For A Place To Happen |
Larry Henley, Jeffrey Silbar |
Janie Fricke |
He's In A Hurry To Get Home (To My Wife) |
Joe
Poovey |
Johnny
Paycheck |
He Went To Sleep & The Hogs Ate Him |
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Stanley Bros |
Hillbilly Heaven |
Eddie Dean |
Tex Ritter |
Hillbilly In The White House |
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Jeff Raymond |
Hit In The Head With A Nite Club |
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Willis Bros |
Horses Never Bet On People |
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Korn Kobblers |
Horsie Keep Your Tail Up (Keep The Sun Out Of My Eyes) |
James Dailey, Clarke Van Ness |
Light Crust Doughboys |
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? |
Dan Hicks |
Dan Hicks |
How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind Up Scratchin' You |
Glen Campbell, Jeremy Slate |
Glen Campbell |
How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around? |
Buck Owens |
Doctor John |
How Come There's No Dog Day |
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Homer & Jethro |
How Come Y'all Come |
Arlie Duff, Sid Kessel, Buddy Killen |
Cousin Herb Henson |
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite No One But Me |
Mel Tillis, Wayne Walker |
Mel Tillis & Webb Pierce |
Humpty Dumpty Heart |
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Hank Thompson |
I |
I Can't Dance (I Got Ants In My Pants) |
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Roy Newman |
I Can't Get Over You 'Til You Get Out From Under Him |
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Mike Rayburn |
I Can't Stand Me |
Merle
Haggard |
Merle Haggard |
I Can't Tell The Boys From The Girls |
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Lester Flatt |
I Can Walk The Line (If It Ain't Too Straight) |
John
Boudreaux |
Joe Diffie |
I Couldn't Spell Yuk |
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Geezinslaw Bros |
I Died All Over You |
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Bud Messner & Bill Franklin |
I'd Love To Be A Cowgirl (But I'm Scared Of Cows) |
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Patsy Montana & Prairie
Ramblers |
I Don't Want No More Of The Cheese (I Just Want Out Of The Trap) |
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Glenn Barber |
I Don't Want To Hang Out With Me |
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Confederate Railroad |
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal
Lobotomy |
Randy Hanzlick |
Dr Rock |
If 10% Is Good Enough For Jesus (It Oughta Be Enough For
Uncle Sam) |
Hal
Coleman, Ken Gibbons |
Ray Stevens |
If A Broken Heart Could Kill |
Allen
Henson, Norris Wilson |
Keith Whitley |
If Drinking Don't Kill Me, Your Memory Will |
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George Jones |
If Drinking Don't Kill Me, Loneliness Will |
Richard
Beresford, Harlan Sanders |
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If Eggs Had Legs |
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Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan |
I Fell Out Of Love With Love |
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Don Bowman |
If Hell Had A Jukebox |
Travis
Tritt |
Travis
Tritt |
If He's Moving In, I'm Moving Out |
Robert
Morris |
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If I Can't Live Without Her, How Come I Ain't Dead? |
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Tim
O'Brien |
If I Don't Love You (Grits Ain't Groceries) |
George Jones |
George
Jones |
If I Had It To Do All Over Again (I'd Do It All Over You) |
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The Raiders |
(If I Had) Johnny's Cash And Charlie's Pride |
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Mac Wiseman |
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me?) |
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Bellamy Brothers |
If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody (It Might As Well Be You) |
James Buffett, Michael Utley |
Jimmy Buffett |
If My Heart Had An Ass, I Would Kick It |
C.B. Carter Jr. |
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If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey (I'd Blow It All On
You) |
Michael Carr, Michael Hammond |
Burley & Lardo |
I Forgot How Bad My Good Woman Is |
James Dubois |
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If The Jukebox Took Teardrops |
John
Easterling, Donald Goodman, Michael Graham |
Billy Joe Royal |
If The Phone Don't Ring, It's Me |
James Buffett, Waylon Jennings, Michael Utley |
Jimmy Buffett |
If The Stork Comes To Our House |
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Prairie Ramblers |
If This Ain't Love (I'll Eat My Hat) |
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Skip Graves |
If You Can Live With It (Then I Can Live Without It) |
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Bill Anderson |
If You Can't Bite Don't Growl |
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Tommy Collins |
If You Can't Fight (Wear A Big Hat) |
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Marty Ross |
If You Can't Get The Stopper Out, Break Off The Neck |
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Fiddlin' John Carson & Moonshine Kate |
If You Don't Believe I Love You (Ask My Wife) |
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Gary P Nunn and the Sons of the Bunkhouse |
If You Don't Leave Me Alone (I'll Find Someone Else Who
Will) |
Del McClinton |
Jim Belushi & The Sacred Heart |
If You Ever Want To Kill Me |
Bill
Anderson |
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If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? |
Martin Plaza |
Mental As Anything |
If You Love Me, Feed My Sheep |
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Mike Seeger |
If You've Got The Money, I've Got The Time |
Jim
Beck, Lefty Frizzel |
Lefty
Frizzel |
I Gave Her The Ring, She Gave Me The Finger |
William Gary Carroll |
"Crow" Carroll |
I Got A Cinder In My Eye |
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Dave Landers |
I Got In At 2 With A 10, And Woke Up At 10 With A 2 |
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Willie Nelson |
I Got The Milk 'Em In The Morning Blues |
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Tennessee Ernie Ford |
I Guess I Drove My Mule Too Hard |
Robert
Morris |
Jamie Lee Cochran |
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body (But Mine) |
Peter Margolis |
Darryl Rhoades |
I Heard I Was In Town |
James Buffett, Michael Utley |
Jimmy Buffett |
I Just Started Hatin' Cheatin' Songs Today |
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Moe Bandy |
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You |
William Shore |
Charlie Pride |
I Left Her Standin' There With A Do-Dad In Her Hair |
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- Carson Robison |
I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones) |
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- Hoosier Hot Shots |
I Liked You Better When You Hated Yourself |
Jeffery Feltonberger, Terry Selders |
The Badlees |
I Like My Chicken Frying Size |
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Merle Travis |
I'll Be Hanged If They're Goin' To Hang Me |
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Prairie Ramblers |
I'll Dance At Your Wedding (If You'll Marry Me) |
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Little Jimmy Dickens |
I'll Go On A Diet Tomorrow |
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- Homer & Jethro |
I'll Marry You Tomorrow (Let's Honeymoon Tonight) |
Jerry Abbot, Kenny Hagler, Charles Stewart |
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(I'll Spray Paint Your Name On The) Overpass Of My Heart |
Gregory
Dean Smalley |
The Cartwrights |
I Love My Little Yo-Yo |
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Wayne Raney |
I Love My Truck |
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Glen Campbell |
I'm A Hen Pecked Man |
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Tennessee Ramblers |
I'm A Little Red Caboose (On The Choo Choo Train Of Love) |
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Maddox Bros & Rose |
I'm A Nut |
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Leroy Pullins |
I'm A People |
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George Jones |
I'm A Rip Rip Snortin' Two Gun Girl |
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Prairie Ramblers |
I Married A Mouse Of A Man |
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Sweet Violet Boys |
I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You |
Lyle Lovett |
Lyle Lovett |
I Married Her To Forget You |
Bryant Griggs |
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(I May Be Color Blind, But) I Know When I'm Blue |
Chet Atkins |
Chet Atkins & the Colorado Mountain Boys |
I'm Drinking Doubles Over You |
Etie Laurence Herral |
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I Meant Every Word He Said |
Joseph Chambers, Bucky Jones |
Ricky Van Shelton |
I'm Going Back To Where I Come From |
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Carson Robison |
I'm Gonna Burn Your Playhouse Down |
Lester
Blackwell |
George Jones |
I'm Gonna Drive Myself To Drink |
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Nitty
Gritty Dirt Band |
I'm Gonna Feed You Now |
Robert Morris |
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I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home |
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David
Frizzell |
I
Kind Of Like It Here In France |
Joe
Kerr |
Western
Caravan |
I Miss You Already (And You're Not Even Gone) |
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Faron Young |
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life |
Roy Blount Jr. |
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I'm Just A Redneck At Heart |
Kye
Fleming, Dennis W. Morgan |
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I'm Just Too Lazy |
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Farmer
Boys |
I'm My Own Grandpa |
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Lonzo
& Oscar |
I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) |
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Cledus
T. Judd |
I'm Not Through Losin' You |
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Joe
Diffie |
I'm Proud To Be An Asshole From El Paso |
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Kinky Friedman |
I'm So Miserable Without You (It's Almost Like You're Here) |
Billy
Ray Cyrus, Corky Holbrook |
Billy
Ray Cyrus |
I'm Square Dab From The Country (& The Country's Still In Me) |
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Wayne Raney |
I'm The Loneliest Man I Ever Met |
Kinky
Friedman |
Kinky
Friedman |
I'm The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised |
Bobby Borchers, Wayne Kemp, Mack Vickery |
Johnny
Paycheck |
I Need Somebody Bad Tonight ('Cause I Just Lost Somebody Good) |
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Jack Greene |
I Need Someone Like Me |
Sanger
Shafer |
George
Strait |
I Need Your Help, Barry Manilow |
Dale
Gonyea |
Ray
Stevens |
I Never Went To Bed With An Ugly Woman (But I Sure Woke Up With A Few) |
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Bobby
Bare |
Interstate Is Coming Through My Outhouse |
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Leroy
Pullens |
In The Doghouse Now |
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Lulu
Belle & Scotty |
I Saw Elvis In A UFO |
Ray
Stevens |
Ray
Stevens |
I Still Write Your Name In The Snow |
Chet
Atkins, Billy Edd Wheeler |
Chet
Atkins |
I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink |
Merle
Haggard |
Merle
Haggard |
I Treat Her Like A Baby (She Treats Me Like A Dog) |
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Billy Walker |
Its A Matter Of Wife And Debt |
James Dubois, Johnny Slate |
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Its A Shame To Whip Your Wife On Sunday |
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Fiddlin' John Carson & Moonshine Kate |
It's Midnight And I'm Not Famous |
James Buffett, Steve Goodman |
Jimmy Buffett |
It's The Mileage That's Slowin' Us Down |
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Red Foley & Ernest Tubb |
I Upped My Income (Up Yours) |
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Homer & Jethro |
I've Been A Long Time Leavin' But I'll Be A Long Time Gone |
Roger Miller |
Roger Miller |
I've Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The
Holy Ghost Corral |
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Bobby Bare |
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back In Bed And Cryin' On My Pillow
Over You |
Harold Barlow |
Homer & Jethro |
I've Got The Feed 'Em In The Morning (Change Em) Feed 'Em In The Evening Blues |
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Tennessee Ernie Ford |
I Want My Rib |
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- Hank Penny |
I Wish I Didn't Believe My Eyes |
Billy
Burnette, Dennis W. Morgan |
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I Wish I Had Died At The Alter |
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Caleb Coy |
I Wish I Had My First Wife Back |
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Red River Dave |
I Wish I Was A Single Girl Again |
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Lulu Belle & Scotty |
I Wish I Was Single Again |
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Vernon Dalhart |
I Wish Lunch Could Last Forever |
James Buffett, Jay Oliver |
Jimmy Buffett |
I Won't Go Huntin' Jake, But I'll Go Chasin Women |
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Stuart Hamblen |
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight ('Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win) |
Larry Kingston, Troy Snow |
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And they say nobody writes
love songs anymore ...
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