Hello
friends.
Are you weary of giving voice to the same tired old invectives
when boorish
rubes intrude upon your serenity?
Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy
with a
genuinely classic put-down?
Well, now
you can!
With this handy-dandy
SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT,
you can have the spleen of
The Bard at your disposal!
The next
time someone cuts you off in traffic,
or a clerk behaves rudely,
stun them with your
lexicographical command of vituperation.
Combine one selection from each of the four
pull-down
lists below, and impale your unsuspecting foe.
thou
Now
gentlemen, with your best John Gielgud imitation,
(ladies, Glenda Jackson will do nicely)
read it out loud. LOUD!
Feels good, doesn't it?
Forsooth!
Get
thee also to these sites of great mirth;
